A Tangled Skein
What does your partner make you feel?

A spectrum of emotion. 

what is your ideal partner like?

You know, I don’t believe I’ve ever considered what my ideal partner would be like. 

I feel like you try to fool yourself.

Oh, no. Not at all. I try to get by. Sometimes I don’t let it cripple me, and sometimes I pretend I shouldn’t be six feet under simply because there’s not much I can do about it, but the truth’s always there.

Isn't everything a waste of time and we just choose out to waste it? Maybe you should take more pride in the fact that anyone would want to waste their time on or with you, or waste their time convincing you you're a good waste of time.

I don’t think everything is a waste of time.

But I suppose if everything is, that’s not what I’m afraid of. I’m afraid that they don’t want to waste their time on me and are just humoring me, having me around.

What about your lover? And aren't you closer to some of your friends? Shouldn't you know that you don't bother them?

My lover continually reminds me that despite feeling paranoid about that, that’s not true and I don’t bother everyone all the time. Being reminded of that helps, a bit. But I still feel like I waste their time and am an irritation sometimes.


Because I can’t stand being around me and sometimes that makes it hard to understand why anyone else would want to be around me for extended periods of time.

You feel like that with your current relations?


Do you prefer meeting new people over strengthening your current relationships?

I don’t know. Sometimes I feel like I’m not wanted around after a duration of time.

That doesn't sound smart. Especially after tempting one with your ass.

Well, they’d have to ask about my whereabouts to follow up on that, of which I’d only give them if they came to me without anonymity. 

You'd invite an anonymous stranger into your home?

I like meeting people! What better place to do so than in my own home?

Unless they seem horribly threatening. Then I amend that to what better place to do so than on my front doorstep? 

come over?

To my home. Why settle for photos when you can have the real thing?

Not really. Is there a limit?

No. But if you really want to see butts that bad you’re just going to have to come over.

Alright, more butts please.

Sir or madam or someone not yet decided, don’t you think you have had enough butts for one night?

I think we might disagree on what 'featureless' means.

Roswells are so totally featureless.

They don’t have ears. Or a proper noses. Or other featureful things.

is corona your lover

My lover is gray and featureless, thank you very much.