Oh my goodness.
I’m so very sorry to ask, but, um… do I know you?
I’m sorry, I just haven’t had the best luck with strangers lately.
Oh, I don’t know. She might look good in t-
Who am I kidding?
She’d look absolutely stunning and breath-takingly exquisite in that.
This is my bottom. I daresay it is a good one.
holy shiz im amazed at how pretty and cool this is and somehow my shirt is gone?