SFKLSDHFDK JESSE. YOU CUTIE PATOOTIE. 8D *clinghug* <3
Oh my goodness.

I’m so very sorry to ask, but, um… do I know you?
I’m sorry, I just haven’t had the best luck with strangers lately.
REBLOGGING DRESSES, EH? Your exwife would look great in that, huh.
Oh, I don’t know. She might look good in t-

Who am I kidding?
She’d look absolutely stunning and breath-takingly exquisite in that.
Show us the butt. The world must know the glory of the booty.

This is my bottom. I daresay it is a good one.

















